He's an asshole!

While reading this, all I could think of is that Dennis Leary song, "I'm an Asshole!" from one of his standup shows.

TEL AVIV, Israel - Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson has sent a letter apologizing for suggesting that Ariel Sharon's massive stroke was divine punishment for pulling Israel out of the Gaza Strip.

In a letter dated Wednesday and marked for hand delivery to Sharon's son Omri, Robertson called the Israeli prime minister a "kind, gracious and gentle man" who was "carrying an almost insurmountable burden of making decisions for his nation."

"My concern for the future safety of your nation led me to make remarks which I can now view in retrospect as inappropriate and insensitive in light of a national grief experienced because of your father's illness," the letter said.

"I ask your forgiveness and the forgiveness of the people of Israel," Robertson wrote.

So, if he truly believes the bible and all that shit, why did he take back his comments? Apparently he's not all into the God smoting people thing, or something like that.

Gorak just whispered to me that he finds the whole drama wickedly amusing..

Oh.. and the Jews decided that Pat can't build "Fundiland by the bay" because of what he had said about God striking down their PM... Poor poor Pat Robertson..

But hey.. there's an upside.. I'm going to out-live Pat Robertson.. and I'll get to see what the world is like without him. I'm sure it'll be better. I'm going to out-live Jerry Fallwell also.. and that that asshole.. what's his name.. the really short, white haired guy that screams about homos night and day.. I'm going to outlive him too.. and there are no young hate mongers ready to take their places.. hahahahaha

Oh.. that reminds me.. in that new show that I mentioned the other day, The Book of Daniel, there is a female bishop that wears a pointy hat. It's not as big as the Pope's pointy hat, and she doesn't get to wear a dress like the pope, and apparently she likes vodka and vicodin, whereas the pope just seems to like young boys.. but it's still a nice pointy hat, even if it's not up to pontifical snuff.